[ElBrooklyn]

Im not sure which one makes the better t-shirt?

I would totally wear either of those shirts. Even more if it was a hoodie by Katin.

[ElBrooklyn]

Aren't surfers supposed to be I ray and filled with aloha and jellybeans?

Have you actually ever talked to a surfer?


All this absurd localism is a bunch of garbage. I've been surfing here for four years and people think I'm an ass for feeling like a part of something. I freaking bought a house out here so I could go surfing on the weekends, because I grew up being in the water in Southern California from the time I was 5 and Rockaway just doesn't cut it.


Whatever. I go back home and surf at Huntington Beach and San-O and nobody says boo. Everybody on the whole coast knows EVERY SINGLE BREAK. There are no secrets between Ventura and Mexico, and somehow people survive and continue to surf. They even have cameras on all those breaks and....people still catch waves!


I wasn't trying to blow up anybody's spot. Just trying to figure out what was what in a place where I'm still learning the ropes. Thought this forum might be a safe community to do that. Not.


Still, some of the replies were pretty funny. Especially the Brooklyn Killed Surfing shirt.

[damian]

Home schooled? 

[Smiley's people]

"He's so haole he doesn't even know he's haole."
There's so much wrong in your last post I dont even know
where to start but how is this:
Split you entitled yuppie kook.

[Kyle]

Learn in silence.

Better yet. Let me help. Just because we all surf doesn't mean that all conversations and questions need to be asked publicly.

Maybe keep checking that spot and see when it breaks. Surf it. Name it yourself. And enjoy.

I hope this helps.

[uncutproducts]

I will rise again—and paddle out to your very favorite secret spot and steal all of your waves forever and ever. May ye be dropped-in upon without end in this world and the next. Amen.

nah, that's totally onefins MO 

[Årne Longbörgenssen]

Anybody else smell New Park Pizza ?

[jammy]

hahahahaha. I made a t-shirt for that for NYCHC.
I am wondering why this whole thread wasn't deleted right away. Are we so lacking in waves that SC is leaving this up for an entertaining pile on?

[SeaCliff]

 Are we so lacking in waves that SC is leaving this up for an entertaining pile on?

 

[ElBrooklyn]

Anybody else smell New Park Pizza ?

Ummmm, does that make me Michael Griffith, the guy who got blitzed on the Shore Parkway?


I'd rather have Lenny's if you don't mind.

[RayG]

"...Whatever. I go back home and surf at Huntington Beach and San-O and nobody says boo. Everybody on the whole coast knows EVERY SINGLE BREAK. There are no secrets between Ventura and Mexico, and somehow people survive and continue to surf. They even have cameras on all those breaks and....people still catch waves!"

They may KNOW the breaks, but try piling out at Lunada Bay or Oxnard with 4-5 of your best bro's for a Surf-tech foamie session.

[HydroGlide]

A case of aces

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Done up loose for dealing

A piece of island cooling in the sea

The whole of time we gain or lose

And power enough to choose

Brooklyn owes the charmer

Under me

[HydroGlide]

Anybody else smell New Park Pizza ?

Ummmm, does that make me Michael Griffith, the guy who got blitzed on the Shore Parkway?

Did you mean belted instead of blitzed?

[uncutproducts]

They may KNOW the breaks, but try piling out at Lunada Bay or Oxnard with 4-5 of your best bro's for a Surf-tech foamie session.

or moss landing. i rolled up there solo and got the stink eye from hell. localism is stupid as long as people have etiquette.

[Årne Longbörgenssen]

Anybody else smell New Park Pizza ?

Ummmm, does that make me Michael Griffith, the guy who got blitzed on the Shore Parkway?

Did you mean belted instead of blitzed?

or did you mean "killed" instead of "blitzed" and "belt" instead of "shore" ?


and none of that has anything to do with anything anyway.


WWJD ?


(what would Joyce do ?)