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ha ha! the boot!!!! TDR Justice!
« on: July 19, 2005, 09:20:21 AM »
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  • This guy comes to the club today, walks right by me with out checking in. I ask for his name & he Ignores me, I ask again & he keeps going into the members area. I asked the guy for his log-in & he gave me a name. I went back & checked & it was a false name. I went back & as soon as he sees me he says, "This is rediculas." so I said  I appologize, but you havent produced a valid log in which gives you access to this club, may I please have the spelling of your last name?" he says "Vedder". I said, "As in Eddie Sr. ? " he says, "Um yes." I have never seen this guy so I checked one last time & nothing. I return to see him half undressed & his face full of shaving cream & I ask him, "Sr., are you a member here? he says, "do you know who i am son?" I said yes Sr. I do" his face changed & he smiled & went on to pick up a razor, I said, "your not  a member of this private club & thats all I need to know so if you could please leave emediately."

    He gets mad but smiles sarcastically & says, "Im just gonna get showered up & shaved & I'll be on my way. Im sure this is just fine so if you please son. I say, "listen, im not your son, Gramps, your trespassing in a private club, please get your clothes on & leave now." again he says,  "Do you know who I am?" I said ,"yes, your Eddie Vedder, Rock star, Non member of this club, I would be willing to take payment for a guest pass for the day but again, you must come to the front desk with me, fill out a release form & pay me for the fee so could you pleas, get dressed, wipe your face & follow me Sr."

    he gets pissed now,

    says I will do nothing of a sort, My wife dropped me off, I have a meeting & Im just getting groomed for my day. I will be done soon, NOW IF YOU PLEASE." again I told him no & to get dressed so he sternly assures me now, "I will be dont in 30 seconds, 30 seconds damn it! this is outragious, Son, when you get your act together maybe you can come talk to but untill then I will utilize just 30 seconds of your time, as you now have waisted 10 minutes of mine." I pulled my cell phone out & flipped it open & dialed the buildings security & said, "yes, Head of Security please, Ah yes Samir? hey bro hows it going, Listen I have a tresspasser here who refuses to pay & refuses to leave after countless attempts get this vagrent to put his clothes on, would you please......"

    at that moment I can hear Samirs voice behind me becuase he was actually on his way down to say hi & bring me a bagel left behind by the nightwatchment who leaves one for me daily. Samir asks no questions & grabs the guy by the arm & starts to remove him. suddenly he becomes a human being & says "wait please, oh stop, this is embarassing, let me get my clothes, Im sorry!" samir lets him get dressed but with shaving cream he was escourted out by the arm & into the street where he was told he would have to produce an ID to re-enter the building. he did so but walked by the opposite doors facing the JPmorgan side of of the Club & stood there loike he was going to charge the glass doors head 1rst breathing heavily with shaving cream all over his face & shirt, I pick up the phone & with a big cartoon smile I motion that I would happily call again, he poked is head in & says, "I have to go to a meeting like this becuase of you." I said "Good, Your a dick get out of my face!"  & I showed him the redial button on my phone & pushed it.

    he shook his cheecks & grumbled with his eyes all wide & hurried down the hall towards his elevator. turns out he was a Chase executive who had become so arrogent he thought that he could just waltz into any country club whenever he felt like it. he now felt like a normal person & got pulled right back down from the cloud he once floted on. What a jerk.

    TDR Justice Served.

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    Re: ha ha! the boot!!!! TDR Justice!
    « Reply #1 on: July 19, 2005, 09:48:44 AM »
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  • you booted Eddie Vedder!!!!!

    no f-n way!!!! ;D

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    Re: ha ha! the boot!!!! TDR Justice!
    « Reply #2 on: July 19, 2005, 10:11:50 AM »
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  • I used to be friends with a guy who worked at MOMA, and turned Jerry Garcia away for showing up smelly, in sweatpants and a black pocket tshirt and trying to skate on the Homer Simpson "suggested donation" excuse. How punk is that?
    So heavy you can't even pick it up.

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    Re: ha ha! the boot!!!! TDR Justice!
    « Reply #3 on: July 19, 2005, 10:20:50 AM »
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  • you booted Eddie Vedder!!!!!

    no f-n way!!!! ;D

    No it wasnt Eddie Vedder but some big exec who wanted to just do what he wanted when he wanted & tried to use our place with out paying. he got pantsed!

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    Re: ha ha! the boot!!!! TDR Justice!
    « Reply #4 on: July 19, 2005, 10:54:22 AM »
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  • That is a great story.  Funny that an old geezer would even know who EV was.  You could've totally played into it . . . Hey how's the new album coming?  Looking forward to touring Canada?  Heard you and Ben Harper are laying some tracks down.   And so on.  LOL.

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    Re: ha ha! the boot!!!! TDR Justice!
    « Reply #5 on: July 19, 2005, 12:43:50 PM »
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  • good for hime yuppie swine...that hilariuous

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    Re: ha ha! the boot!!!! TDR Justice!
    « Reply #6 on: July 19, 2005, 01:51:10 PM »
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  • some people have a lot of audacity. good for you psycho!!
    I knew I would never be hard core. So I tried to be soft core. Instead, Iím just an apple core.