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Funny things you hear at work.
« on: July 18, 2005, 07:38:37 AM »
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    Re: Funny things you hear at work.
    « Reply #1 on: July 18, 2005, 09:02:46 AM »
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  • here's something funny i heard the other day at work:


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    team freeloader!

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    Re: Funny things you hear at work.
    « Reply #2 on: July 18, 2005, 09:40:04 AM »
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  • "can you give the massages if the therepist should call in today?"

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    Re: Funny things you hear at work.
    « Reply #3 on: July 18, 2005, 10:55:41 AM »
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    Re: Funny things you hear at work.
    « Reply #4 on: July 18, 2005, 11:26:11 AM »
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  • i heard this the other day at work:

    some photographer to me

    "those shots were fantastic of you now lets try the green speedo - it really brings out your obliques.... CAN WE get some more brazilian girls around the speedo model..."

    man work has been so rough lately..
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    Re: Funny things you hear at work.
    « Reply #5 on: July 18, 2005, 12:29:30 PM »
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  • "So do you have a job?"

     "yes, but I think I'm not going anymore."

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    Re: Funny things you hear at work.
    « Reply #6 on: May 24, 2006, 01:38:31 PM »
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  • ahhhh old topics... and my days of unemployment... i wish i could transport myself back there...

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    Re: Funny things you hear at work.
    « Reply #7 on: May 24, 2006, 02:12:54 PM »
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  • Executive #1: We will never promote her. She is fucked up. Did you see her at the company picnic with her son?
    Executive #2: No. What happened?
    Executive #1: She was breastfeeding him!
    Executive #2: So what?
    Executive #1: He's like 5 years old!
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    Re: Funny things you hear at work.
    « Reply #8 on: May 24, 2006, 03:00:19 PM »
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  • "i need to watch what i eat, ive got a fashion show in 2 weeks"- overhead about an hour ago from the cube next to me

    and im convinced this so called "girl" is actually a man.  a lot of people here feel the same way. but she thinks shes hot which is the best part. when she walks by its not uncommon to hear "your gun is digging into my hip"

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    Re: Funny things you hear at work.
    « Reply #9 on: May 25, 2006, 08:33:09 AM »
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    Re: Funny things you hear at work.
    « Reply #10 on: May 25, 2006, 08:43:07 AM »
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    Re: Funny things you hear at work.
    « Reply #11 on: May 25, 2006, 10:03:17 AM »
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  • the boss to me:
    "hey Boyeee [real name], come into my office, does this look infected"

    me:  "UM, actually sir maybe you should see a doctor for that..."

    [akward silence as i back up slowly out of his office]
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    Re: Funny things you hear at work.
    « Reply #12 on: May 25, 2006, 10:27:32 AM »
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  • Man I really need some time off this week - hey can you pass me one of those envelopes?  But I burned all my vacation days - can I get that pen too?  If I call in sick again I'm fired - hey pass me that bowl of sugar and sweet and low while you're at i OK, thanks.  How do you spell anthrax again - one x or two?

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    Re: Funny things you hear at work.
    « Reply #13 on: May 26, 2006, 01:02:37 PM »
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  • working sucks. i wish i could have more time off from working so i could surf more. the excuses people give to thier bosses to get out of work so they can surf are funny.

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    Re: Funny things you hear at work.
    « Reply #14 on: May 30, 2006, 03:09:11 PM »
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  • My boss: LotusB you can't talk to the accounting department like that.
    LotusB: But I haven't gotten a raise in 2 and a half years, the least they can do is pay my expenses on time so I don't get late fees.
    My boss: Some people here haven't gotten raises here in 3-4 years.