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...Jim never has a second cup of coffee
« on: March 13, 2008, 12:54:23 PM »
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  • ok so i am driving to work this morning, have my usual travel mug full of coffee (its a standards & poors mug curtasy of "the bride-of" thank you)... and i maybe drank a 1/3 of it when i lose grip on the handle a little and it starts to slip out of my hand - i reach for it to get a better grip and i grab the top and the whole thing opens and spills hot black coffee over my entire crotch.

    i was going like 80 at the time and i drink my coffee black... it was hot, it was all over my car and all over me.  i could do nothing but laugh and drive the rest of the way to work feeling like i pissed myself.

    its a good think i wore dark brown pants today - now i just smell like coffee!

    the morning was starting off so good too hahaha - it can only get better from here right ???

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    Re: ...Jim never has a second cup of coffee
    « Reply #1 on: March 13, 2008, 01:06:44 PM »
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  • At least you didn't get like 3rd degree burns all over yourself.

    And don't forget, coffee is an aphrodisiac. So the ladies might just be all about the boyeee today.  :)



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    Re: ...Jim never has a second cup of coffee
    « Reply #2 on: March 13, 2008, 01:10:16 PM »
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  • some random woman: "wow your crotch smells good, what is that?"

    me: "its an organic ethopian, medium bold from trader joe's"

    some random woman: "lets go back to your place"


    sounds about right
    team freeloader!

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    Re: ...Jim never has a second cup of coffee
    « Reply #3 on: March 13, 2008, 02:19:17 PM »
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  • Call Bubba immediately.  If he can't handle the case he can refer you to somebody who can.  Standard & Poors was negligent.  There is no good reason for a young, healthy man to lose his grip on the morning wood cuppa.  There MUST be a defect in the handle for it to have slipped from your grasp.  I am not a lawyer, nor do I play one on TV, but I am thinking you have a solid case.  If that lil ole lady got all that money from Mickey D's and forced them, and everybody else, to imprint hot liquid warnings on all coffee cups..............
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    Re: ...Jim never has a second cup of coffee
    « Reply #4 on: March 13, 2008, 02:37:03 PM »
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  • i could sue the psycho's for endangering my life by giving me that travel coffee mug...  damn you psycho, i'll get you!
    team freeloader!

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    Re: ...Jim never has a second cup of coffee
    « Reply #5 on: March 13, 2008, 03:19:25 PM »
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  • Call Bubba immediately.  If he can't handle the case he can refer you to somebody who can.  Standard & Poors was negligent.  There is no good reason for a young, healthy man to lose his grip on the morning wood cuppa.  There MUST be a defect in the handle for it to have slipped from your grasp.  I am not a lawyer, nor do I play one on TV, but I am thinking you have a solid case.  If that lil ole lady got all that money from Mickey D's and forced them, and everybody else, to imprint hot liquid warnings on all coffee cups..............

    If Bubba can't take the case, the perhaps Jackie Chiles is free...

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    Re: ...Jim never has a second cup of coffee
    « Reply #6 on: March 13, 2008, 03:29:28 PM »
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  • Are you gonna sue the bride?!!! :o

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    Re: ...Jim never has a second cup of coffee
    « Reply #7 on: March 13, 2008, 03:35:51 PM »
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  • Are you gonna sue the bride?!!! :o

    hahaha i'll sue the pants off her (was that out loud?)

    team freeloader!

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    Re: ...Jim never has a second cup of coffee
    « Reply #8 on: March 13, 2008, 10:40:33 PM »
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  • hahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahha

    mmmmmmm organic ethopian, medium bold!  ;D

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    Re: ...Jim never has a second cup of coffee
    « Reply #9 on: March 14, 2008, 01:54:51 PM »
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  • ok.  i just laughed so hard i think i just might have peed a bit.
    Are you gonna sue the bride?!!! :o

    hahaha i'll sue the pants off her (was that out loud?)



    i do have to say this:  as also being fortunate enough to see bride with her pants off (we lived together and shared a bedroom in high school) i understand your curiosity.  she's got a nice booty.

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    Re: ...Jim never has a second cup of coffee
    « Reply #10 on: March 14, 2008, 01:58:20 PM »
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  • ok.  i just laughed so hard i think i just might have peed a bit.
    Are you gonna sue the bride?!!! :o

    hahaha i'll sue the pants off her (was that out loud?)



    i do have to say this:  as also being fortunate enough to see bride with her pants off (we lived together and shared a bedroom in high school) i understand your curiosity.  she's got a nice booty.

    i concure! 
    team freeloader!

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    Re: ...Jim never has a second cup of coffee
    « Reply #11 on: March 17, 2008, 07:41:39 PM »
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  • I told the bride how delicious I think she is on Saturday.

    Its Monday and I'm expecting the restraining order any minute now.

    I need the sea because it teaches me.