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Main Room - General New York Surf and New Jersey Surf Discussions / Poker
« on: November 11, 2005, 12:55:36 PM »
in the front lick her in the rear.. ahahahah

no seriously.. im goin to foxwoods sunday afternoon to assault the upstate CT idiots who have the nerve to sit across a hold em table from me.. anyone wanna roll? i aint driving.. and i dont htin kwe have room for anyone either.. lol.. but i figured id throw it up there.

tell him hes a smurf.. a piker..

yeah man.. i dont get it.. who the hell doesnt want this>? i have one already. sublime lbc.. get back to him immediately or ill take it. tell your boy to get his isht together and pick it up already

hahahaha ive slept with mine.. i swear to god.. it was in a thread on the old board too how i slept with it.. it jsut provides so much when you need it.. i couldnt help it.

ok .. ive only ridden this thing a handful of times.. and im thinking selling it could pay for a week of lodging in CR.. so.. its a 6'9 off the rack. not custom. designed by al merrick and left alone.. i really dont even think theres a single pressure ding on this board. go to and check it out.. IT IS SICK FAST . i paid like $580 for it.. someone tell me theyll give me a nice chunk of change for it. Nows the time with bigger swells coming and people starting to travel. i have another round pin i can use if its gets big again.

HEres the rest of the dims.. cuz like an idiot i left them out..

6'9" 19 3/4 2 3/4 .. for some reason.. i guess shape.. this board ducks easier than my sahshimi of smaller size. and floats me better, and paddles better.. why am i selling this again? oh yeah.. cr..

anyone wanna buy a sashimi? damn..cept i need a small wave board.

god damn i got alot of pms on this board.. maybe ill put it on ebay? let the highest bidder win.. it seems theyre tough to get around here. and sell out in a day when they do come in. damn.. maybe i should hold onto it.. knowing my luck ill surf it one more time and break it though.

so.. im sick of the corp rat race. and so is my new girl.. were really ready to bounce soon.. anyone know anyone who took off to S. America? ive got a friend with fam in peru and chile.. im also worried about getting turned around at th eborder. they wouldn't let my friend into Canada cuz of an old DWI.. my records a liitle worse. anyone got any info? Advice? stories?

you coulda stayed on surfline and got osme spots.

Buy and Sell: The Surfboard Exchange on / Buy My BAby (car)
« on: August 17, 2005, 02:42:49 PM »
Im sorry i have to do it.. but shes gotta go.. ive ignored her for 2 years and now i lost the spot where its been kept. i might really cry. shes a 1973 Datun 240z. Totally redone floors.. eibach springs. tokico struts..toyo calipers. green stuff shoes. snowflake rims. yoko tires.. stainless lines. in my garage (not in my engine bay) theres a 83 turbo motor.. complete. 5k miles on it.. yes 5k miles.. looks like it too.. everything needed for the swap.. new clutch.. re-surfaced flywheel.. all electronics.. fuel pump.. 78 hood with vents. K&N filter. coil and ignitor. all I needed was time and more room and it would be killer. i really dont wanna sell it but im on borrowed time. paint is not pretty.. i was going to do that last. acura leather gsr seats. all urethane bushings. and turbo cv joints in the rear already swapped in. 3.90 rear. 83 non turbo zx 5 speed. NOT borg warner.. rear sway bar. . h-4 light conversion. god i love her and miss her. .but shes gotta go. make me some offers. at least 2000.. i spent over 1k on the engine alone and its truly beautiful. magnecor wires. near nyc jersey and ct.. southern westchester. and no wire transfers from overseas or whatever. thanks. im goin to go get some tissues.  :'(  ..The motors in the garage. The cars in the driveway. I dont have pics. this car is not pretty to look at right now.. but it is worth at least 2000.. tons of parts. I need it gone before this weekend coming up. Lots of lookers. no real offers. Someone come get it already

Marioville! Sports, Politics, Humor and more... / Re: LITERATURE
« on: August 17, 2005, 12:23:29 PM »
brave new worlds def up there
the way of the peaceful warrior followed up by sacred journey of the peaceful warrior is sick..
rule of the bone..

TDR TDR TDR TDR.. im drunk now fuckers.. as i always am on fridays in the am.. and didnt sleep wed night (coke) and banged sick box all ngiht last night till 6 .. and im not sleeping tonight (coke) YAAAAAAAAH .. TDR TDR


1. If you are over thirty and you have a washboard stomach, you are gay. It
means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and have spent the
rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing the Oprah diet.

2. If you have a cat, you are a Flaaaaming homo. A cat is like a dog, but
gay-it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a delicate
touch except when it uses its nails, and whines to be fed. And just think
about how
you call a dog..."Killer, come here! I said get your ass over here!" Now
think about how you call a cat..."Bun-bun, come to daddy, snookums!"
Jeeezus, you're fit to be framed, you're so gay.

3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, baby pacifiers, or any such
nonsense, rest assured, you are a Gaylord. A straight man only sucks on
bar-b-que ribs, crab claws, raw oys! ters, crawfish guts, pickled pigsfeet, or
breasts. Anything else an d you are in training to suck El Dicko and
undeniably a fag.

4. If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom or piss in a parking
lot, you're in a deep homosexual relationship. A man's world is his
bathroom; he defecates and urinates where he pleases.

5. If you drink decaf coffee with skim milk, you like a high hard one in the
poop chute. Coffee is to be had strong, black, and full aroma. A straight
man will never be heard ordering a "Decaf Cafe Latte with Skim" and he will
never, ever know what artificial sweetener tastes like. If you've had
Nutrasweet in your mouth, you've had a dick there too.

6. If you know more than six names of colors or four different types of
dessert, you might as well be handing out free passes to your ass. A real
man doesn't have memory space in his brain to remember all of that crap as
well as all the names of all the players in the Major league, NFL, NBA,
college ball, PGA, and NASCAR. If! you can pick out chartreuse or you know
what a "fressier" is, you're gay. And if you can name ANY type of textile
other than denim, you are faggadocious.

7. If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget it--you're hungry for a
meat popsicle. A man only puts both hands on the wheel to honk at a slow-ass
driver or to cut the punk off. The rest of the time he needs that hand to
change the radio station, eat a hamburger, hold his beer, or play with the
bitch in the passenger seat.

8. If you enjoy romantic comedies or French films, mon-frere, vousle Gay,
oui? The only time it is acceptable to watch one of those is with a woman
who knows how to reward her man. Watching any of the above films by yourself
or with another man is likely to result in SHC (spontaneous homosexual
combustion), which is what happens to fags when they flame out too quickly.

yeah man some htotie asked me one day this year.. melanie.. where to get a used boad and rent a wetcuit.. if it wanst a shortboard i woulda lent it to her. but she would have got no use out of it. but she was HOT.. instead we drove her to unsound to rent one. then ditched her there to walk back to the beach cuz she was cutting into our drinking time.. lol..

im drunk still from las tnight.. whew.. horrible.. i left a full bottle of grey goose in ym car.. and this is my post first fuckers!

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