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« on: August 30, 2012, 12:22:05 PM »
labor day approaches. with it a swelling heard of wide eyed graduates will test their chops in the fray of a rapidly changing ocean environment. and though the growing season is tolerably comic, we see more and more and more that the fall harvest is bloody and sometimes worse. with this in mind, and with the increased pool of pay to players preparing to make their mark, i begin a list of tips for the surf campus graduating class of 2012.
1 - school is out
2 - your tuition does not gain entry when school is out
3 - think of "your" surf school spot as a summer fling with an older girl "...oh boy that was fun. wait. why is she ignoring me? who are all these guys with their hot rods? is that a switchblade? geez - i better move on..."
4 - you still don't know what you are doing
5 - it is ok to get up early, drive all the way to the beach, sit on the beach, watch other people surf for hours, and then walk down the beach to some distant uncrowded location before you work on your paddle out
6 - there are sticks and other hazards out there which you should identify before you get out there
7 - when the ocean kicks up - you are a hazard out there