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Title: parks department kafka report
Post by: crabclaw on July 19, 2013, 04:00:20 PM
 well cant give ya a surf report..as its the same every day.flat so givin ya a KKKorporate nanny-state fascist report...i went for a long paddle today and launched at 90th street by jetty..one of the green shirts was yelling YO Yo Yo at me.. i just ignored him.. i dont stand up paddle,just on a regular board..so a mile and a half and one hour later i came in at the same spot..between the phsyckkklone fence and jetty..the guy just yelled yo yo yo at me again and started rolling up on me..i told him " my name aint "yo"...that seemed to disarm him after that he was actually a nice guy..see i dont want to fight these parks dept guys even thoughi HATE bloomberg hate all forms of government etc..fighting with these guys is not going to do ANY good..i dont like hipsters from williamsburg either but im not going to go around decapitating or disemboweling them with garden tools either,i saw a guy   get arrested for shoving one of the greenshirts..its beter to not get into a rat battle ...the bullhorns whistles and yelling really bum me out the beach is like AUSCHWITZ now...POLL...is rockaway finished.?? is  beatnick paradise lost??.what even Sandy couldnt do CITY HALL has done..massacre the vibe.. VOTE>> yes or no.  i want to hear you
Title: Re: parks department kafka report
Post by: crabclaw on July 19, 2013, 04:01:36 PM
you can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar...killem with kindness
Title: Re: parks department kafka report
Post by: HydroGlide on July 19, 2013, 04:50:28 PM
comparing a free day at the beach to Auschwitz is more melodramatic than comparing a sports game to war
Title: Re: parks department kafka report
Post by: Kdropin on July 19, 2013, 05:12:30 PM
I vote shut up
Title: Re: parks department kafka report
Post by: crabclaw on July 19, 2013, 05:28:43 PM
i will never shut up. mr local hero
Title: Re: parks department kafka report
Post by: onefinookas on July 19, 2013, 07:46:38 PM
"get your f**cking facts straight and quit being an idiot"
 
christian fletcher
Title: Re: parks department kafka report
Post by: Kdropin on July 19, 2013, 08:58:36 PM
^ couldn't have said it better myself
Title: Re: parks department kafka report
Post by: SeaCliff on July 19, 2013, 09:33:57 PM
Rock isn't dead, far from it. Rock has always had drama. The type of drama just changes with the times, and either you change with it, or you move on. But you better stay on top of it if you want to hang around, the change comes fast. Case in point: The Rock people knew in the late 90's was dramatically different by the mid 2000's, and is dramatically different again now. And nevermind the  changes from the 70's into the 80's, and the difference from the mid 80's to the mid to late 90's. Anyone that's been around long enough knows exactly what I'm talking about.
Title: Re: parks department kafka report
Post by: crabclaw on July 19, 2013, 11:27:22 PM
whoops put in the jersey part..my mistake...and jersey has a much better organized beach patrol. the only rockaway in jersey is 50 miles inland

Title: Re: parks department kafka report
Post by: crabclaw on July 19, 2013, 11:28:08 PM
but im not taking anything else back.
Title: Re: parks department kafka report
Post by: sherwood on July 20, 2013, 06:43:29 PM
Crabclaw is officially my favorite grumpy old man on this forum now.