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butt boil
« on: July 29, 2005, 09:06:01 AM »
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  • anyone ever get a painful boil on their rump that seems to be exacerbated by straddling a board? 

    Psycho

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    Re: butt boil
    « Reply #1 on: July 29, 2005, 09:16:42 AM »
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  • ew......

    It can be cuased by little sand particles even sand wedged into the fibers of your Bikini bottom & even wax that wedges into your pores. I used to get rashes from soaps, surf, becuase my bottom & other parts like my face, forearms & chest were very sensitive due to allergies so I was told to use this medical fancy non irrantant hypoalergenic bar soap made by the make up company cinique. it was like 14 bucks a bar. stupid, so this other guy told be people with my skin type has to be exfoliated but you cannot scrub the skin so he suggested using a washcloth lightly in areas like my face, arms & Booty.

    now I got a smooth behoind, yall seen it before, pretty silky huh? ;D

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    Re: butt boil
    « Reply #2 on: July 29, 2005, 09:22:04 AM »
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  • good to know.

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    Re: butt boil
    « Reply #3 on: July 29, 2005, 09:29:42 AM »
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  • Just so you know, The boil has not effected the way your bottom looks in your bikini bottom. ;) ;D

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    Re: butt boil
    « Reply #4 on: July 29, 2005, 09:33:30 AM »
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  • thanks.  i'm so self conscious about it though.

    it's actually about 10 degrees warmer than the rest of my butt.  i'm gonna ask dr. faye to lance it.

    Psycho

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    Re: butt boil
    « Reply #5 on: July 29, 2005, 09:37:16 AM »
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  • stab it with a shishkabob stick at your local grocer & then put it back in the bag.


    eeewwwwww! ;D

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    Re: butt boil
    « Reply #6 on: July 29, 2005, 10:06:19 AM »
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  • thanks.  i'm so self conscious about it though.

    it's actually about 10 degrees warmer than the rest of my butt.  i'm gonna ask dr. faye to lance it.

    okay here is what you need.....

    cetaphil - to wash
    kosher salt- to exfoiliate
    oatmeal- to sooth

    seriously it works
    I knew I would never be hard core. So I tried to be soft core. Instead, I’m just an apple core.

    RayG

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    Re: butt boil
    « Reply #7 on: July 29, 2005, 10:35:09 AM »
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  • Make a poultice of bread with some warm water. Use good thick FIRM bakery bread(Wonder is better than Taystee, though, and Potato bread is better than both) and warm salt water. Not hot water but fairly warm. Moisten the bread and apply to the... *ahem* affected area. Leave on and repeat when necessary. It will draw out the goop....

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    Re: butt boil
    « Reply #8 on: July 29, 2005, 01:46:50 PM »
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  • bread, salt, oatmeal.....what, are you making a friggin brunch plate ??

    BOIL BEGONE !!!
    The energy contained in one kilogram of thorium
    equals four thousand tons of coal

    RayG

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    Re: butt boil
    « Reply #9 on: July 29, 2005, 02:10:19 PM »
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  • nnnnggggghhhh......  boil-unch....


    c'mon- Mario- it'a an old Irish remedy... just ask herself....

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    Re: butt boil
    « Reply #10 on: July 29, 2005, 03:22:11 PM »
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  • blunch ?
    The energy contained in one kilogram of thorium
    equals four thousand tons of coal

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    Re: butt boil
    « Reply #11 on: July 30, 2005, 08:14:31 PM »
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  • i was professionally diagnosed at the bbq today by dr. faye and it's actually cellulitis (no, i don't have cellulite!) which can ultimately lead to a boil.

    i've been told apply warm compresses and take antibiotics.

    Mims

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    Re: butt boil
    « Reply #12 on: July 30, 2005, 08:33:38 PM »
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  • what's cellulitis?
    girl, you couldn't have cellulite if you wanted to.  :-*

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    Re: butt boil
    « Reply #13 on: July 31, 2005, 03:03:12 PM »
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  • does it have a head? try cortisone
    I knew I would never be hard core. So I tried to be soft core. Instead, I’m just an apple core.

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    Re: butt boil
    « Reply #14 on: July 31, 2005, 06:29:47 PM »
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  • dude we are talking about a boil like its okay, i'm totally grossed out and I live with that boil!