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Page 6, Breaking into million dollar homes okay (pools)
« on: August 07, 2005, 07:46:45 AM »
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  • Extra extra, no one got arrested! So the plan was to go over to marioville and have a send off party to the longboardies who are off the land of lucky charms. We would have a couple of burgers, some mojitos and call it a night. Well at least that was the plan. RD And I skate over to the liquor store, skating and liquor store, see where this is going already.
    along the way we decide to throw some boards in the back of his truck, just in case. We agree to meet uptown. 3 cars are packed and we are on our way. Pitcher of mojito is on the table at 6:45, second pitcher on on the table at 6:58, Burgers, hot dogs and sauages you name it. right around dusk at pitcher number ? we all decided to "take a look" Half way to the beach Mario busts his total ass bleeding like a chihuahua at a pitbull fight. Skin and blood all over the beautiful manicured lawns of (********). We wait, we watch we continue. At the beach, we notice tiny little lines coming in. Being to lazy to walk all the way back (1 block) to get some boards, bloody longboardies and I jump in (shorts on) seconds later NYHC (shorts off) the Sandy the sharky (a couple of strings and a piece of tissue. We body surfed for a while having a generally great time. We walk back shower then invade the pool next door. How the hell do you buy a million dollar house and leave on vaction when Mario is your nieghba. I'm what are they thinking. We proceed to all splash around making so much noise i was sure the cops were called. It was totally awesome. I would go on but its pancake/

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    Re: Page 6, Breaking into million dollar homes okay (pools)
    « Reply #1 on: August 07, 2005, 08:09:15 AM »
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  • Hahhahahhaa....hilarious...another classic...a bunch of "dunk" surfer ne'er do wells trespassing and causing a public disturbance.....amazing the cops didnt look at all of you and cuff y'all up just on principle! Glad I didnt get a call to bail y'all out...but REALLY sorry I wasnt there to contribute to the mischief and mayhem!
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    Re: Page 6, Breaking into million dollar homes okay (pools)
    « Reply #2 on: August 07, 2005, 08:19:36 AM »
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  • my only regret is not having installed a hidden mini reality-cam in andy's hat before he left for "work", big-gulp-size-mojito-to-go in hand.
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    Re: Page 6, Breaking into million dollar homes okay (pools)
    « Reply #3 on: August 07, 2005, 08:20:20 AM »
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  • did you say something about pancakes ?
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    Re: Page 6, Breaking into million dollar homes okay (pools)
    « Reply #4 on: August 07, 2005, 09:06:43 AM »
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  • u just missed the blueberry walnut and side of scrambled eggs b'fast at the sandberry's.

    seems like the sandberry shack is turning into the new bung.

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    Re: Page 6, Breaking into million dollar homes okay (pools)
    « Reply #5 on: August 07, 2005, 09:57:05 AM »
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  • the stats from last nights game are in:

    a) 2.5 liters of rum consumed, making the average rum per partgoer consumption 8.4 oz., (estimated range 4 to 12 oz.
    b) 900 gallons of pool water extracted from neighbors pool via a combination of cannonballs, bellyflops, and other assorted "dives"
    c) i ate the other spiral of sausage 10 minutes ago.
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    Re: Page 6, Breaking into million dollar homes okay (pools)
    « Reply #6 on: August 07, 2005, 07:36:40 PM »
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  • yeah... i went to "work" up at the theatre... ... i finnished my giant sized mojito... my flask of jack and a few beers... someone took me home about 2 am  but i didnt make it upstairs till 6 am... does anyone know where i was?  all i know is i got upstairs @ 6 and puked my brains out...

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    Re: Page 6, Breaking into million dollar homes okay (pools)
    « Reply #7 on: August 07, 2005, 08:01:54 PM »
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  • hahahhahaha its the elevator guy or was it the doorman?

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    « Reply #8 on: August 07, 2005, 08:10:41 PM »
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  • neither...   i just dont know pete

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    « Reply #9 on: August 08, 2005, 10:23:51 AM »
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  • LOL! Yeah mang, that was epic.  Burgers, pool hoppin & Bberry Pancakes in the mornin. Was so good! The I took Veggie out for a paddle & scored some knee high poopy.

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    Re: Page 6, Breaking into million dollar homes okay (pools)
    « Reply #10 on: August 08, 2005, 11:16:29 AM »
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  • LOL! Yeah mang, that was epic.  Burgers, pool hoppin & Bberry Pancakes in the mornin. Was so good! The I took Veggie out for a paddle & scored some knee high poopy.

    damm wish I would have been there for  the pool hoppin'.........I'm glad I am allowed back in the water . Another couple of weeks and I should be able to "stand up" again......it was a really good weekend  I enjoyed swimming with the larvae
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    Re: Page 6, Breaking into million dollar homes okay (pools)
    « Reply #11 on: August 08, 2005, 11:33:00 AM »
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  • Hey mario, how's your foot? That looked pretty nasty.
    So heavy you can't even pick it up.

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    Re: Page 6, Breaking into million dollar homes okay (pools)
    « Reply #12 on: August 08, 2005, 12:00:26 PM »
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  • mario wat house was it the maginos ?, the wife is a complete MILF and her son gets absolutuely abuse for that fact.
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    Re: Page 6, Breaking into million dollar homes okay (pools)
    « Reply #13 on: August 08, 2005, 01:00:25 PM »
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  • my foot's pretty effed up. what a friggin moron i am. i am filled with self loathing.

    and foot pain.

    the next few days will tell whether its gonna be no big deal, or something thats gonna fester for weeks, thus ruining the end of my summer, screw up staying in shape, thus blowing hurricane season, and ultimately leading to a bottomless pit of depression.

    oh, and i dont know the maginos.

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    Re: Page 6, Breaking into million dollar homes okay (pools)
    « Reply #14 on: August 08, 2005, 02:47:21 PM »
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  • my foot's pretty effed up. what a friggin moron i am. i am filled with self loathing.

    and foot pain.

    the next few days will tell whether its gonna be no big deal, or something thats gonna fester for weeks, thus ruining the end of my summer, screw up staying in shape, thus blowing hurricane season, and ultimately leading to a bottomless pit of depression.

    oh, and i dont know the maginos.



    effed up foot huh?  wanna buy some used crutches?
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