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« on: July 27, 2005, 11:26:08 AM »
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  • a model-esque type women in her 20's/early 30's with a large income to support beach bum/surfer type while he rides out his wave of unemployement and continues to be happy. 

    requirements:
    1. she must like the beach
    2. be an experienced sun tan lotion applier
    3. must look good in a bikini
    4. minimal english required
    5. a non smoker
    6. able to hold a somewhat intelligent conversation (i said somewhat)
    7. not afraid to see psychosponger naked from time to time
    8. not afraid to surpirse me with unexpected expensive gifts like a new wetsuit (cough size LS) or something
    9. some kind of martial arts training would be good incase my honor would need defending
    10. must look good in a bikini

    11. oh and she should not be intimidated by shallow guys...

    Please PM me with a resume / modeling portfolio

    Thank you.
    « Last Edit: July 27, 2005, 02:54:15 PM by boyeee »
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    Re: wanted
    « Reply #1 on: July 27, 2005, 03:31:35 PM »
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  • sounds like a love connection.

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    Re: wanted
    « Reply #2 on: July 27, 2005, 04:12:54 PM »
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    Re: wanted
    « Reply #3 on: July 27, 2005, 04:47:49 PM »
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  • my favorite is 4. minimal english required, as long as she doesnt know the word no that shud be good enough

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    Re: wanted
    « Reply #4 on: July 28, 2005, 09:03:45 AM »
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  • a model-esque type women in her 20's/early 30's with a large income to support beach bum/surfer type while he rides out his wave of unemployement and continues to be happy. 

    requirements:
    1. she must like the beach
    2. be an experienced sun tan lotion applier
    3. must look good in a bikini
    4. minimal english required
    5. a non smoker
    6. able to hold a somewhat intelligent conversation (i said somewhat)
    7. not afraid to see psychosponger naked from time to time
    8. not afraid to surpirse me with unexpected expensive gifts like a new wetsuit (cough size LS) or something
    9. some kind of martial arts training would be good incase my honor would need defending
    10. must look good in a bikini

    11. oh and she should not be intimidated by shallow guys...

    Please PM me with a resume / modeling portfolio

    Thank you.

    This is why my redneckish Mom is perfect for you! Look,

    1. she must like the beach
    she Loves it!
    2. be an experienced sun tan lotion applier
    Shes been rubbing ointments on kids half her life. Shes a pro.
    3. must look good in a bikini
    Someone thinks she's Good lookin in one. shes had quite a few dates, I know I hear about em on the CB radio.
    4. minimal english required
    Her southern drawl is barely English, but understandable.
    5. a non smoker
    She wont smoke round you. she has one of them Ronco smokeless ash trays, you'll never know.
    6. able to hold a somewhat intelligent conversation (i said somewhat)
    Tho its broken english, she has some great stories. Some Including me.
    7. not afraid to see psychosponger naked from time to time
    I popped out Naked, she didnt seem to have a problem with that.
    8. not afraid to surpirse me with unexpected expensive gifts like a new wetsuit (cough size LS) or something
    her checks are from the government, they never bounce.
    9. some kind of martial arts training would be good incase my honor would need defending
    she was a military wife, took martial arts & has a nasty swing with a frying pan.
    10. must look good in a bikini
    She digs a thong, despite her very womanly figure, or figures.

    11. oh and she should not be intimidated by shallow guys...
    Thats why she carries that frying pan.

    Hum so wassup, should I tell her to be reeady by 8pm?

    « Last Edit: July 28, 2005, 10:30:18 AM by Psycho »

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    Re: wanted
    « Reply #5 on: August 01, 2005, 11:08:19 AM »
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  • hahhaa!  this is great!

    the funny thing is that boyeee is actually hot for thick, furry puerto rican guys.  you should see the way he flirts with my husband.  shameless!


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    Re: wanted
    « Reply #6 on: August 01, 2005, 11:17:20 AM »
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  • ok i want to thank everyone for their applications, i promise i will get back to each and everyone of you as soon as possible.  Psycho, please stop sending me photos of your mother, i havent been able to hold down a solid meal in 3 days.

    SS i appreciate you sending me BB's resume and portfolio, unfortunately his lack of experience applying sun block and, god theres never an easy way to put this, um.... well he doesnt really fit the demographic that boyeeeCo. is looking for...um he has a really nice personality and um......

    [akward silence]

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