Weird But True Rockaway Experience

[Joe Bama!]

On a Misty Summer night, my friends and I were camping out under the board walk.
We were hangin out in our sleepin bags smoking blunts and drinking 40's- being' teenagers.
When to our surprise , two girls walked out on to the beach at about 1 o'clock in the morning.
The girls set up a blanket about 25 yards in front of us.
To our amazement! they started kissing and touching each other in a sexual manner.
I was like 16 years old at the time and had never seen anything like that before.
i don't think that they were aware of us.
But it gets WEIRDER!
There was a big, BIG girl who I imagine was the dominant partner in the relationship.
She put on a large stap-on dildo and proceeded to have sex with her partner.
They were having sex in all types of positions! Upside down, legs in the air, you name it they did it!
The continued to have lesbian sex for about an HOUR AND A HALF!
When they came to a close, I got scared that the big girl was going to notice us and kick our @sses!
Well, she did notice us and asked us "Did you like that?"
I replied.."Do you wanna a cigarette? Water?"
She replied.."No" and her and her girlfriend left the beach...

Weird but True...

[BlueBerry]

Sand, I have had sex on the beach and sand is a b1tch, how did they avoid the sand?

Also, is it a little gay to be watch something with your friends and your all hard? I don't know...

I hovering over this thread with a BS stamp in my hand.

[The Lone Surfer]

haven't i heard this story before.

Also, is it a little gay to be watch something with your friends and your all hard? I don't know...

the first time i ever watched a porno was a few minutes after my friend put some sausages in a pot to boil--he figured that would be good porno watching food.

[frricK]

I can vouge for ya motha! I was there...it was crazy!!

[da Kook]

I can vouge for ya motha! I was there...it was crazy!!

Oh, and the fact that you were there, is supposed to clear up the gay thing?

[frricK]

I can vouge for ya motha! I was there...it was crazy!!

Oh, and the fact that you were there, is supposed to clear up the gay thing?

I'm just saying....

[Psycho]

Sand, I have had sex on the beach and sand is a b1tch, how did they avoid the sand?

Also, is it a little gay to be watch something with your friends and your all hard? I don't know...

I hovering over this thread with a BS stamp in my hand.

Werd, My shiz was on fore for a week after that, I was afraid to take a shower.  I dont think I would do it again with out a lil planning, now underwater is a different story. lol!

[sublimelbc]

Beach sex laughs at condoms.

[Psycho]

oh yeah thats shiz will eat a hole right thru & leave ya like a pealed hot dog. No fun. you gotta either get in the water or get a few blankets down to make sure you free of sand, I def hit it Doggy or she takes the helm to make triple sure.

[Mims]

Is this really concerning rock surf access or some other sort of rockcentric issue?

[Just Mario]

they were park rangers, and it really steams my broccoli that they, of all people, would flout beach access regulations strictly prohibiting raging, strap-on dildo use on the beach after ten pm.

[Joe Bama!]

Sand, I have had sex on the beach and sand is a b1tch, how did they avoid the sand?

Also, is it a little gay to be watch something with your friends and your all hard? I don't know...

I hovering over this thread with a BS stamp in my hand.

Who said anything about being hard?
You have a dirty imagination. Picturing teenage boys with hard- ons. That's kinda gay dude.
It's not like we went out of our way to see this sexual act, they set up right in front of our camp site.
We were there first.

Is this really concerning rock surf access or some other sort of rockcentric issue?

Actually this is concerning anything about the Rockaway Peninsula!-
F*ck surf access, we didn't have any problems with surf access before all the yuppies and transplants came to Rockaway-
Now everythings a f*ckin issue,

[Top Three]

its all about useing the lifeguard chairs or the jettys

[BlueBerry]

If you are watching to chicks get it on and you are not hard, then yes you are gay!

[Crackie Onassis]

Why are folks giving my man a hard time?

A great story of innocence lost!