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« on: June 24, 2008, 07:27:27 AM »

Be the owner of a healthy Tortoise! Free! I have 2, want to keep 1. When I bought them they were both young babies, they were sold as 2 boys so we were told, Looks like theyre a boy & a girl. Now that theyre older, theyre trying all sorts of tort flirting games. I don't want them to have babies so I've since separated them. Its very easy to take care of them, theyre friendly, you can hold them, pick em up & they even get along with cats. Feeding them is as easy as throwing some romaine or lettuce sliced carrots in their little feeding area, they live to be about 150 years old or more. Pass them down to your kids. Cute lil things for sure, Want to find a home for the boy "Kooky" so he can be happy somewhere cool.
Heres what he looks like.


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« Reply #1 on: June 24, 2008, 07:35:03 AM »

Can you neuter a tortoise?
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« Reply #2 on: June 24, 2008, 07:48:18 AM »

what tricks can he perform?
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« Reply #3 on: June 24, 2008, 08:37:47 AM »

I am planning a dinner party for this weekend and was wondering how many people you could serve...

never mind its too warm, I'll just serve gazpacho Tongue

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« Reply #4 on: June 24, 2008, 08:50:04 AM »

Can you neuter a tortoise?

You could make omelettes if they successfully mate.
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« Reply #5 on: June 24, 2008, 09:47:34 AM »

Tort Omlettes?  they'd be about the size of a quarter. Grin
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« Reply #6 on: June 24, 2008, 10:20:27 AM »

i think i want him
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« Reply #7 on: June 24, 2008, 10:49:10 AM »

im taking him sunday... but he is being renamed!!!
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« Reply #8 on: June 24, 2008, 11:06:25 AM »

Done,  Kooky is all yours man.
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« Reply #9 on: June 24, 2008, 12:21:57 PM »

he has a new name...
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« Reply #10 on: June 24, 2008, 12:32:08 PM »

he has a new name...
which is.............
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« Reply #11 on: June 24, 2008, 12:33:33 PM »

he has a new name...
which is.............

Soup.
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« Reply #12 on: June 24, 2008, 01:19:45 PM »

LLTM!
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« Reply #13 on: June 24, 2008, 03:48:50 PM »

did you give him the one that's going to be 90lbs when fully grown?
and didn't you say they were two different species? could they even reproduce?
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« Reply #14 on: June 24, 2008, 04:11:41 PM »

ill take the one that will grow to be the size of gary coleman...  i dont care...


his new name is disco turtle...   youll understand it when his tank is complete...
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