[Psycho]

Saturday the 3rd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


For the Hurricane charity,
Get your beaters out, get your beer muscles on, get your lame azz of the couch. its time for the 1rst anual
Rockaway Rumble A full contact surfing contest!!!!!! Come 1 come all, Girls & guys alike. It is our duty to create this for the future generations to carry on. here are mysuggestions for this Last minute event, spread the word, be hasty. All that is required of you is this!

A beater & some pride!

1.bring a board, anyboard. (prefferabley 1 that isnt your favorite)

2. This will be 2 man teams. choose a partner, shack up with someone here or bring someone. This way once you fall & wait for the next wave your partner will be whuppin the other apponents azz on the wave after yours..

3. Points will be given by how & how & how many times with in a 15 minute period you can knock yur apponent off their board with our seriously beating the crap out of them.
4. you cannot punch with a closed fist, nor pull hair, (andy lucks out being the hairiest man alive)

You can use,,,
stuffed animals, water guns, intimidating outfits, and splashing, pushing, screaming, tackling above the waste, clothes line to the chest, pulling & mooning, ass grabbing & flashing! If they fall off becuase of your strange distraction techniques & they have not been touched by you, its an automatic 5 points on top of any other points you earn that heat.

5. You must be on the same wave to score points.

6.Everyone bring beer or soda or whatever.

the winner will recieve 1, King of the Biatch t-shirt scribbled in pen with everyones malarky scribbled all over it and a free 40 oz of your choice. this is a non-violent event, for fun so no fighting, arguing or bitchin, we will discuss how we will try to collect the entry fees for charity here for the next 2 days & then make it so. $5.00 minimum donation for the Red Cross gets you into the contest.
We do need Volunteers,
Judges or go go dancers! or Go Go Dancing judges.
Lets all chat & do this up! Anything you'd all liek to add? And remember, Your most embarassing surf moments could save a life!

[Jake]

hey nycwipeout... ya got a partner yet?  we could own this thing

[Psycho]

That would be so wrong on so many levels, yall have a vendetta like the Dallas Cowboys & the Miami dolphins.

What time would be best, for everyone on Saturday?

[Psycho]

OOOOOOHH, now everyone clams up. I'll kick all yer azzes!!!!!!!!!!!!

[frroK]

you have way too much time on your hands... lol!

[nycwipeout]

I'm in!!!!

Sure jake, we can go partners since you've been taking all my moves anyway lil' grashopper....

Can one acheive bonuses, like a pinball rollover, if you go backwards & flip them off after you felled them? like a 100x ?

[Jake]

hahahah thats in  its on like donkey kong!!!!!!!   what are the other teams?

[Psycho]

Well lets get the ball rollin then,  I guess we have our 1rst team
Jake & NYCwipeOut are 1 team, what will your team be called?

Are you all gonna sit back & watch these 2 claim or are yas gonna do something about it?

[Jake]

team demolition derby?

[Psycho]

So Be it!!!!!


You better hope & pray I dont get a partner!!!!!

[Psycho]

hey should leashes be required? I dont want anyone to really get hurt? this is ust for fun, nothing really ruff, just a question.

[Jake]

no leashes... i know how to hold on

[nycwipeout]

it's minus 30 points if you start off with a leash per person. no 'ifs' or 'buts'

it's minus 10 points if you are knocked off and your board goes to the beach.

it's 20 points to the team if they knock you off your board before you can even get on the wave

chucking a brown eye to your opponent is an automatic 15pts, doing it to the go-go-dancing judges is 30pts

taking over and seizing your opponents board by either jumping on it or ripping it out from under them, 40pts

running over all the bowling pins in the lineup - 10pts per pin

go-go-dancing Judges better bone up (hee hee) on the point system

[Psycho]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! wHERE IS sUPERgROVER ON THIS? Oh wait, is he gonna be a go-go dancing Judge?

[Swell Killer]

I would do it, 'cept I'm beaterless.