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broke butt mountain aka assswounding slab thigamajig
« on: December 04, 2009, 11:47:24 PM »
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  • So I broke my okole, took a rail on a hully gun thing straight to the tush.  Not sure if the board hit me or I hit the board either way it sucked poo, not to be confused with David Pu'u the photographer who was there to capture all of the nonsense for Gene Cooper's surfboard calendar.  If not for a photog (David Pu'u jesus christmas) and getting the privilege to test out some of Gene's new designs I would not surf this wave ever.  The fact that Chris Vail rode it on a 10'6 elephant gun is a real testament to skill and grace under pressure.
      And tothis badassed dude who I apologize for forgetting your name, hate on SUP fagolinis all you want but recognize how deep this dude is and how much commitment this takes.



    I with that I leave you with my money shot.  Thanks Gene and Dave for hooking it up.
    http://cooperfishcalendar.com/J_Schwartz_C2_Hull.html
    "Long Beach Rule you cant stand up on a bodyboard." Guillespe.  "I have the rules, it doesn't say that anywhere" me.  "Its our rule, its always been our rule, I make the rules" guillespe.  "Thats not really fair you just made that rule up" me.  "go to the surf beach" Guillespe.  "Wont I get kicked out for ridind a bodyboard" me. "Yes" Guillespe. Damned if I do, Damned if I dont.  We love LB

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    Re: broke butt mountain aka assswounding slab thigamajig
    « Reply #1 on: December 04, 2009, 11:56:23 PM »
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  • phuq no i didnt make it, wave became a giant pain in the butt.     Fractured coxcis and compressed disk l-5 sacrum which could be from a  prior injury.   
     
    "Long Beach Rule you cant stand up on a bodyboard." Guillespe.  "I have the rules, it doesn't say that anywhere" me.  "Its our rule, its always been our rule, I make the rules" guillespe.  "Thats not really fair you just made that rule up" me.  "go to the surf beach" Guillespe.  "Wont I get kicked out for ridind a bodyboard" me. "Yes" Guillespe. Damned if I do, Damned if I dont.  We love LB

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    Re: broke butt mountain aka assswounding slab thigamajig
    « Reply #2 on: December 05, 2009, 12:00:57 AM »
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  • Great shots! Sucks about the shot you took to the hind quarters, but hopefully it heals fast...
    Meet me in the Land of Hope and Dreams.

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    Re: broke butt mountain aka assswounding slab thigamajig
    « Reply #3 on: December 05, 2009, 12:22:36 AM »
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  • Dayum! That's a gnarly sucker. Sorry to hear you got that bone cracked. Been there and I know it HURTS.
    It's no better to be safe than sorry....

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    Re: broke butt mountain aka assswounding slab thigamajig
    « Reply #4 on: December 05, 2009, 01:34:16 AM »
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  • Insane "money shot" if that's any consolation.
    "Live like you're dying."

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    Re: broke butt mountain aka assswounding slab thigamajig
    « Reply #5 on: December 05, 2009, 04:08:01 AM »
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  • Oh man, J-man heal up quick! This is the year of the surf injury---- what da?!?!?! I cant remember a time where so many guys i knew were getting hurt-- weird!
    Super stylin shots btw. Get well soon

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    Re: broke butt mountain aka assswounding slab thigamajig
    « Reply #6 on: December 05, 2009, 06:55:52 AM »
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  • that wave was so damn slabby. it's not like you could just pick off a friendly one. props to chris,onefin, and super burly SUP dude for charging and making it look good.

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    Re: broke butt mountain aka assswounding slab thigamajig
    « Reply #7 on: December 05, 2009, 09:42:50 AM »
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  • Nice shots ! Sorry to hear about your injury heal up quick
    I don't wanna be a star. Have my picture in magazines, have a bunch of kids looking up to me. I'm a drunk, Bear, a screw up. I just surf cause its good to go out and ride with your friends. I don't even have that anymore.

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    Re: broke butt mountain aka assswounding slab thigamajig
    « Reply #8 on: December 05, 2009, 04:34:08 PM »
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  • Aw, jeez! The trade off is at least you got some sick shots. Got knocked in that area once myself. Not fun. Feel better, onefin!

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    Re: broke butt mountain aka assswounding slab thigamajig
    « Reply #9 on: December 05, 2009, 09:34:06 PM »
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  • Wave looks so innocent and fun from the photos.......but again just shows how different things surf related appear in person vs photos. 

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    Re: broke butt mountain aka assswounding slab thigamajig
    « Reply #10 on: December 06, 2009, 01:09:29 AM »
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  • sorry about the butt crack 1fin.  Heal up quick!

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    Re: broke butt mountain aka assswounding slab thigamajig
    « Reply #11 on: December 06, 2009, 08:28:43 AM »
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  • oof -- sorry about the back/butt thing.  great shots.  that SUP guy is deep for sure too - in there with that board and paddle, nice.
    the A is a small price to pay

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    Re: broke butt mountain aka assswounding slab thigamajig
    « Reply #12 on: December 07, 2009, 08:47:45 AM »
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  • sorry to hear about the injury one fin, ouch!
     
    on the bright side: that's an awesome story, you got a sick photo, and really, if it's going to hit you somewhere, butt's as good of a spot as anywhere right?   ;D
     
    heal up soon mate!

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    Re: broke butt mountain aka assswounding slab thigamajig
    « Reply #13 on: December 07, 2009, 10:54:23 AM »
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  • I guess a brokenass heals faster than a broken heart?? Do you have an asscast?  How long a recovery is that one? anyway, heal quick - great picuture and quite an honor to be asked onto that calendar - that wave looks like it is really throwing mega gallons over your head must have been like a Hulk Hogan body slam.

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    Re: broke butt mountain aka assswounding slab thigamajig
    « Reply #14 on: December 07, 2009, 10:59:22 AM »
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  • good think for you and snaggle you weren't facing the other way around OOUUUCH
    CAUTION: Contents under pressure. May cause irritation. Keep away from children. Do not expose to extreme heat or cold.
    Wash thoroughly after handling.

     

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